This entry pays tribute to all roasters, one of them being the late Greg Giraldo. The world is a magnet for creeps, but these cunning users are sending them home packing. There's always that one ginger that claims to be strawberry blonde. A tan redhead is like a smart blonde. You can't have a soul mate if you don't have a soul. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money S.
Holy shit, you're so old, the first thing you bought with your record deal money was your freedom. You're like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape. Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart if you're a redhead? If someone tells you a secret and says not to tell a soul, can you tell a ginger? This isn't a roast, it's an autopsy. I didn't know syphilis had a flavor. A: Wait 10 seconds I dumped my girlfriend after finding out how much she hated gingers. Lindsay Lohan was arrested again. A: Grey Hair Q: What do you call a redheaded ninja? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist! A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts Q: What do gingers miss most about a great party? Bob Saget dreams of performing in Hanna Montana. A: He went around killing gingers. A: Someone told them to a redhead. She could have been the first, but she sold it though If Monday were a person, it would be a ginger. Our list of the 75 top funny insults, we suggest if you decide to use them do it with extreme caution! A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch Q: What's the difference between a redhead and a lawyer? They ask for nudes right off the bat.
Q: What's the difference between this joke and sex? When I saw the member of staff, I realised what all the commotion was about, and I don't blame him. A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Notice how in Harry Potter the dementors never go for Ron. But here's my sunscreen, I use it daily. Q: Whats the difference between a terrorist and a ginger? Not nearly enough I saved four gingers from drowning in a lake! A: She unties you Q: When do you call a Ginger sexy? If a dementor's kiss steals your soul, what has Ron Weasley got to worry about? Q: How does every Redhead joke begin? He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J Fox at a parking meter.
Q: What's the advantage of a blond over a redhead? Q: What do you call a ginger prostitute? A: Normal Q: Why are gingers like guns? How weird, Ariel Little Mermaid is a ginger and had a soul. Pick up lines being roasted by Black Butler's Sebastian! Q: What do you call a good looking man with a redhead? I'd say send her to Azkaban except the dementors will have no affect on her. If you are, raise your standards. Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? Q: What's worst than Eric Cartman making fun of Gingers on November 9th, 2005 in Season 9 Episode 11: Ginger Kids? Q: Why was the first football pitch sketched out on a redhead's chest? Q: What's the best thing about being Ginger? Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude? So then I tried the female condom, and found that to be 99% effective. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. Q: What do you call a redhead who Masterbates more than twice a day? Can I ignore you some other time? Q: What do extinct dinosaurs and Gingers have in common? I cry myself to sleep masturbating to you.
Q: How do Gingers do a high-five? A: When your the only ginger in the family. Comedians, along side with classically trained actors, actresses and celebrity guests throw all morals out of the window to say shit to each other that none of them would ever say in real life. Scroll down below for our picks of the lame, the corny and the funny pick up lines and the best answers to them. Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes? Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life? A: Running of the Bulls Q: What do you call a ginger at a party? They are both a pain in the ass. Q: What do you call a ginger kid eating a carrot? A: You know you weren't adopted. Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? Q: What's the difference between a shoe and a ginger? Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer? So I tried getting my girlfriend to use the pill, this is apparently 98% effective.
Prepare for roasts, cringey pick up lines and a British accent. Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts? He said okay, you're ugly too. A: A ginger kid has 2 friends! That unexpected awkwardness when a ginger speaks without permission Crying I was shopping today, in the local Sams Club, when I heard a member of staff crying, quite loudly. When I first saw you sitting up there, I thought it was an open casket memorial for James Brown. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself. A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor Q: What's the only thing redheads drink? A: If she's a brunette named Ginger.
But violets are purple not freaking blue. You made all your money 'cause you created a fucked up criminal baby. God made me sexy what happened to you? A: Micheal Jackson actually had sex Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Cannibalism Q: How do you cure a ginger? Q: What do you call a gay Ginger? Magic Lamp A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. A: Keep one around long enough, and you re goin to want to shoot it. Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? A: A gingerbreadmon Q: What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend? Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: When they're with a blonde.
Freckles give a Ginger it's powers. Q: What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender? I don't think roasts will ever be the same again. Q: How do you know your adopted? Q: What book will never make a woman wet? Hulk, later on, when these jokes are explained to you, you're gonna be so pissed. Q: What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger? Q: What do you call a redhead with a blond on either side? Went to a ginger convention, not a soul showed up. You're a ginger therefore your opinion is invalid. Their earth-shatteringly corny pick up lines hit you right in the cringe. Q: How do you start an argument with a redhead? A: There's some things even a lawyer won't do to people.